Monday, May 10, 2004

sign on the way to pampanga:

OVERSIZE CHICKEN
for sale
ode to the oversize chicken

go. go ahead. call me names. freak! monstrosity!
the world is cruel. just because i'm big and fat doesn't mean i'm any less a chicken. look. i can cluck.
cluck, cluck, cluck.
and i eat corn and i peck and i like worms just like normal chickens. sniff.
nobody loves me, everybody hates me.
go. go ahead sell me. you merciless human being.

what the hell is an "oversize chicken" anyway?

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